This just in . . .

Fundamentalists are still fundamentalists.

Despite your best efforts to dress them up and make them look just like main-line evangelicals, they still end up acting up.

All you fundamentalists out there, I understand your plight. The FFF is now a “burned over district.” You have now been banished from SI. I want you to know that you can argue the KJV any time you want over here . . . or, until I too start blocking all of you from posting.

In closing, I would like to offer these words by Joel Zartman: “Anybody who uses anything other than the King James is a communist.” I don’t know what that has to do with anything, but he said I could quote him.