CAVEAT: For those outside the fundamentalistic blogging world, please pardon a little “family discussion.”
Dear Fundamentalistic Bloggers,
You, like me, probably recently received an email en masse from the former fundamentalistic person __________. This is a desperate attempt at attention. If you child does something in order to gain attention, the wise parent knows it is best to ignore him discretely. Please stop talking about _______, at least so that we stop getting spam from him.
Ryan J. Martin
P.S. If you decide to comment, please do not use the name of the person whom I have not named but whose identity you should know. If you choose to ignore this request, the official Immoderate blog bouncer may take editorial liberties with your comment.