From the 9Marks blog, seventeen things not taught in seminary:

I’ll tease you with the first seven:

1. How to tell a man his wife just died.

2. How to tell a couple they should not get married.

3. How to tell a staff member he is fired.

4. How to tell my wife that I am depressed.

5. How to tell someone that he or she is foolish.

6. How to encourage someone who has given up on life.

7. How to plead with a man to stay with his wife.