I know that some churches, like Tenth Presbyterian in Philadelphia, have their church choir and musicians perform from the back of the church, in order that (among other reasons) they may not distract from the message of the song or hymn. Other churches have their musicians perform from behind a screen. These churches consider it unfit to draw attention to the musicians; they take real and practical steps to emphasize the music and text over the performers. (This is a pretty good example of the way culture works.)
A friend of mine and I were discussing our church’s building and the sparsity of space on the platform. This lack of space, he reasoned, ensured that any future “church band” at our church was an impossibility.
Not so, I jested. We could put the band in the back of the meeting hall, like these other churches do.
This made us wonder just how many church bands perform out of sight in order to avoid causing improper distraction.
I determined that I could assert without any doubt or possibility whatsoever of contradiction that no such church band exists.